








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1022 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8367 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5607 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4271 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3355 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,293,829 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hr.Sanddahl | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | ekiM | 48% | 376 |
| #3 | 𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝔁 | 47% | 206 |
| #4 | sankaba | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hr.Sanddahl | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | ekiM | 48% | 376 |
| #3 | 𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝔁 | 47% | 206 |
| #4 | sankaba | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ekiM | 85 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | 𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝔁 | 40 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Hr.Sanddahl | 25 | 0.0445 |
| #4 | sankaba | 6 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ekiM | 1078 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | 𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝔁 | 384 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | sankaba | 155 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hr.Sanddahl | 59 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not the average guy | +2.31 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | ekiM | -0.27 | 54 | 34 |
| #3 | 𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝔁 | -1.14 | 67 | 36 |
| #4 | Hr.Sanddahl | -1.60 | 21 | 28 |
| #5 | sankaba | -3.63 | 38 | 40 |





