








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




142 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4665 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4332 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3784 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3003 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,152 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xavier 🐐 | 60% | 100 |
| #2 | WOGTIME | 58% | 72 |
| #3 | Dark | 56% | 109 |
| #4 | Txchsticle | 54% | 215 |
| #5 | pc check passer ferj | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Txchsticle | 44 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | GodQueenTyreen | 29 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | CHICKENJOE | 17 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Ian | 17 | 0.0224 |
| #5 | Xavier 🐐 | 9 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Txchsticle | 1150 | 0.27 | 33 min |
| #2 | CHICKENJOE | 423 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | GodQueenTyreen | 376 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | WOGTIME | 225 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Xavier 🐐 | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Txchsticle | +5.51 | 69 | 73 |
| #2 | Xavier 🐐 | +2.52 | 76 | 46 |
| #3 | Hospital Patient | +1.75 | 48 | 50 |
| #4 | GodQueenTyreen | +0.77 | 39 | 53 |
| #5 | pc check passer ferj | -1.33 | 42 | 47 |





