








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 878 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8028 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10419 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9890 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6642 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3640 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,068,174 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Giga Cat | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | Boozy | 51% | 348 |
| #5 | gato | 50% | 435 |
| #6 | Noided | 49% | 99 |
| #7 | Who me? | 49% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gato | 18 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Boozy | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | HagaH | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Giga Cat | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Noided | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giga Cat | +3.41 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | HagaH | +1.30 | 64 | 21 |
| #3 | Lost Sauce | +0.23 | 66 | 53 |
| #4 | Boozy | +0.22 | 60 | 48 |
| #5 | Who me? | -0.03 | 56 | 17 |





