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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 871 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1159 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1063 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 930 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,074,720 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JorgeTheGreat | 15 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | Stinky DeVito | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Prodigy | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Walk em down frank | 7 | 0.0153 |
| #5 | Sycarie | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prodigy | 259 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Sycarie | 181 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Lion_43 | 125 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | lexi | 83 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Stinky DeVito | 65 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JorgeTheGreat | +4.27 | 68 | 28 |
| #2 | Walk em down frank | +4.01 | 63 | 25 |
| #3 | Lion_43 | +3.71 | 46 | 45 |
| #4 | Stinky DeVito | +1.12 | 45 | 29 |
| #5 | Prodigy | +0.76 | 30 | 43 |





