








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3353 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5106 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 2030 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1786 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,393,139 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1862 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lexi | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | Prodigy | 55% | 87 |
| #3 | Sycarie | 53% | 68 |
| #4 | Xay | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lexi | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | Prodigy | 55% | 87 |
| #3 | Sycarie | 53% | 68 |
| #4 | Xay | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prodigy | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Sycarie | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | lexi | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prodigy | 352 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | Sycarie | 101 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Xay | 61 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | lexi | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lion_43 | +2.74 | 46 | 45 |
| #2 | Prodigy | +0.27 | 32 | 41 |
| #3 | Xay | +0.13 | 28 | 34 |
| #4 | lexi | -2.88 | 13 | 22 |
| #5 | Sycarie | -4.60 | 7 | 38 |





