








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 412 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




308 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2047 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3703 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2622 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2450 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,530,348 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 222 | 54% | 274 |
| #2 | dolbaeob peek | 51% | 141 |
| #3 | Shrooman | 50% | 164 |
| #4 | booderso | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 222 | 54% | 274 |
| #2 | dolbaeob peek | 51% | 141 |
| #3 | Shrooman | 50% | 164 |
| #4 | booderso | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 222 | 88 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | dolbaeob peek | 66 | 0.0236 |
| #3 | Shrooman | 32 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | booderso | 24 | 0.0236 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrooman | 716 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | 222 | 536 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | booderso | 187 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | dolbaeob peek | 169 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 222 | +3.25 | 76 | 50 |
| #2 | 精神病|NoCash45 | +2.62 | 59 | 33 |
| #3 | Shrooman | -1.05 | 33 | 47 |
| #4 | booderso | -1.46 | 26 | 51 |
| #5 | dolbaeob peek | -4.21 | 15 | 27 |





