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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2023 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1442 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1366 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 779 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $192,137 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolbaeob peek | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | 精神病|NoCash45 | 50% | 164 |
| #3 | 222 | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | booderso | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolbaeob peek | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | 精神病|NoCash45 | 50% | 164 |
| #3 | 222 | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | booderso | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 精神病|NoCash45 | 69 | 0.0213 |
| #2 | 222 | 20 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | booderso | 9 | 0.0308 |
| #4 | dolbaeob peek | 8 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 222 | 117 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | 精神病|NoCash45 | 113 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | booderso | 79 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | dolbaeob peek | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 精神病|NoCash45 | +4.35 | 64 | 34 |
| #2 | 222 | +3.38 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | Shrooman | -0.65 | 34 | 46 |
| #4 | booderso | -1.47 | 27 | 41 |
| #5 | dolbaeob peek | -5.19 | 20 | 29 |





