








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 800 | 25% |
| Smokes | 954 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 719 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 707 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,136 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 520 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baraN777 | 85% | 71 |
| #2 | °[XIII] go2b | (-_・) | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Rozgotowane Kopytko | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | TRADE BOT#42 | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | serniko_SKINS | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baraN777 | 21 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | Rozgotowane Kopytko | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | serniko_SKINS | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Bun_y | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | TRADE BOT#42 | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baraN777 | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Rozgotowane Kopytko | 55 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bun_y | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | °[XIII] Alarm☢ | 27 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | serniko_SKINS | 25 | 0.06 | 1 min |





