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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 377 | 26% |
| Smokes | 601 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 186 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 302 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,362 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baraN777 | 81% | 31 |
| #2 | °[XIII] Alarm☢ | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | °[XIII] Miszel | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | DnK | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baraN777 | 81% | 31 |
| #2 | °[XIII] Alarm☢ | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | °[XIII] Miszel | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | DnK | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baraN777 | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | DnK | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | °[XIII] Alarm☢ | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baraN777 | 76 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | DnK | 44 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | °[XIII] Alarm☢ | 17 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | °[XIII] Miszel | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baraN777 | +11.41 | 94 | 59 |
| #2 | °[XIII] Alarm☢ | +4.21 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | DnK | +1.17 | 87 | 68 |
| #4 | °[XIII] go2b | (-_・) | +0.61 | 53 | 30 |
| #5 | °[XIII] Miszel | +0.19 | 69 | 21 |





