








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1597 | 30% |
| Smokes | 926 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1532 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1200 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $993,246 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHARPNESS | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | Jugle | 51% | 150 |
| #3 | JokG | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | Uuno Nisu | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | RAUD | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jugle | 35 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | RAUD | 31 | 0.0252 |
| #3 | SHARPNESS | 19 | 0.0184 |
| #4 | JokG | 15 | 0.0133 |
| #5 | Uuno Nisu | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uuno Nisu | +3.43 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | Jugle | +2.33 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | RAUD | +1.36 | 61 | 52 |
| #4 | SHARPNESS | +0.59 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | Bober | -0.45 | 68 | 45 |





