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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 534 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2224 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 1027 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1161 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,189,827 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sanchez | 374 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #2 | nicklasmadsen885 | 225 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #3 | pinky | 217 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mattiboyyy | 81 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dodo | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sanchez | +4.01 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | nicklasmadsen885 | +2.32 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | Bobby | +1.77 | 63 | 32 |
| #4 | Dodo | -0.39 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | pinky | -0.79 | 34 | 34 |





