








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




186 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2039 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1123 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1707 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 828 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $502,635 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nicklasmadsen885 | 98 | 0.0428 |
| #2 | Bob | 77 | 0.0423 |
| #3 | Sanchez | 76 | 0.0560 |
| #4 | Bobby | 73 | 0.0411 |
| #5 | Mattiboyyy | 15 | 0.0169 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nicklasmadsen885 | 576 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #2 | Sanchez | 484 | 0.36 | 10 min |
| #3 | Mattiboyyy | 80 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bob | 70 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bobby | 67 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sanchez | +3.59 | 68 | 59 |
| #2 | Bobby | +2.86 | 64 | 23 |
| #3 | nicklasmadsen885 | +1.89 | 64 | 51 |
| #4 | Bob | +1.52 | 64 | 25 |
| #5 | pinky | -0.65 | 47 | 37 |





