








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 934 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 666 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11618 | 40% |
| Smokes | 9069 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6384 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2255 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,110 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 818 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kick-SmiileTV | 42% | 43 |
| #2 | Karbonat Erol | 38% | 40 |
| #3 | Dopher Scott | 32% | 278 |
| #4 | ✠『Gustavo Fring』✠ | 31% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kick-SmiileTV | 42% | 43 |
| #2 | Karbonat Erol | 38% | 40 |
| #3 | Dopher Scott | 32% | 278 |
| #4 | ✠『Gustavo Fring』✠ | 31% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dopher Scott | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ✠『Gustavo Fring』✠ | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Karbonat Erol | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Kick-SmiileTV | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠『Gustavo Fring』✠ | 136 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Dopher Scott | 131 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kick-SmiileTV | 109 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Karbonat Erol | 32 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kick-SmiileTV | +3.06 | 12 | 56 |
| #2 | Karbonat Erol | +1.40 | 28 | 24 |
| #3 | ✠『Gustavo Fring』✠ | +0.43 | 12 | 45 |
| #4 | Dopher Scott | -0.08 | 56 | 23 |
| #5 | azzin0th ☂ | -4.57 | 4 | 47 |





