








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1002 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 537 | 24% |
| Smokes | 808 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 323 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 555 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $436,211 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 604 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dopher Scott | 46% | 37 |
| #2 | Heatup | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | c.2707 | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | 1sebb | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | azzin0th ☂ | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Heatup | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | c.2707 | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | 1sebb | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | azzin0th ☂ | 38% | 40 |
| #6 | ✠『Gustavo Fring』✠ | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azzin0th ☂ | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | ✠『Gustavo Fring』✠ | 4 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | c.2707 | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Heatup | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azzin0th ☂ | 293 | 0.37 | 6 min |
| #2 | 1sebb | 70 | 0.35 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✠『Gustavo Fring』✠ | 58 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Heatup | 47 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dopher Scott | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dopher Scott | +4.18 | 91 | 34 |
| #2 | Karbonat Erol | +0.98 | 33 | 20 |
| #3 | c.2707 | +0.50 | 38 | 51 |
| #4 | ✠『Gustavo Fring』✠ | -1.35 | 7 | 47 |
| #5 | Heatup | -4.33 | 15 | 40 |





