








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4972 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2085 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2479 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2968 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,015 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 860 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XAV1KKA | 55% | 121 |
| #2 | oskariddd | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | ♡𝒜𝓌𝒾♡ | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | Sakki | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XAV1KKA | 55% | 121 |
| #2 | oskariddd | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | ♡𝒜𝓌𝒾♡ | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | Sakki | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sakki | 13 | 0.0259 |
| #2 | XAV1KKA | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ♡𝒜𝓌𝒾♡ | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XAV1KKA | 281 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | oskariddd | 122 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sakki | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | ♡𝒜𝓌𝒾♡ | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oskariddd | +1.59 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | Aatushka | +0.64 | 49 | 57 |
| #3 | Sakki | -0.66 | 26 | 39 |
| #4 | XAV1KKA | -1.15 | 36 | 54 |
| #5 | ♡𝒜𝓌𝒾♡ | -5.17 | 6 | 28 |





