








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 246 matches | ||
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




115 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1809 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2746 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4183 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5176 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,083,368 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Känni Teroliina | 45% | 504 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/72rigged | 43% | 81 |
| #3 | sissiteisteriⱭ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶ | 42% | 255 |
| #4 | DV1 | 41% | 227 |
| #5 | s0mple | 35% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Känni Teroliina | 133 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/72rigged | 31 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | sissiteisteriⱭ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶ | 18 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Lord Angel | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | DV1 | 7 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Känni Teroliina | 975 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | sissiteisteriⱭ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶ | 489 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | DV1 | 446 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | Lord Angel | 221 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | twitch.tv/72rigged | 163 | 0.10 | 3 min |





