








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1075 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 400 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4213 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5407 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4019 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4689 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,696,150 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 706 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolaritoss | 52% | 98 |
| #2 | 76561199109273290 | 50% | 162 |
| #3 | motorized dog | 49% | 195 |
| #4 | (★Sarpilii★)Anonymus | Skill | 45% | 207 |
| #5 | DROP.SKIN | 41% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolaritoss | 26 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | motorized dog | 23 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | 76561199109273290 | 23 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | (★Sarpilii★)Anonymus | Skill | 20 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | DROP.SKIN | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (★Sarpilii★)Anonymus | Skill | 483 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | dolaritoss | 423 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | DROP.SKIN | 401 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | motorized dog | 377 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | 76561199109273290 | 223 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reloady | +2.20 | 36 | 55 |
| #2 | motorized dog | +0.17 | 59 | 41 |
| #3 | (★Sarpilii★)Anonymus | Skill | -0.68 | 30 | 60 |
| #4 | dolaritoss | -0.91 | 22 | 56 |
| #5 | 76561199109273290 | -2.84 | 18 | 37 |





