








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,938 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1611 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1963 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1656 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1708 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,412,459 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolaritoss | 53% | 121 |
| #2 | 76561199109273290 | 51% | 195 |
| #3 | Reloady | 49% | 195 |
| #4 | (★Sarpilii★)Anonymus | Skill | 43% | 134 |
| #5 | DROP.SKIN | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolaritoss | 53% | 121 |
| #2 | 76561199109273290 | 51% | 195 |
| #3 | Reloady | 49% | 195 |
| #4 | (★Sarpilii★)Anonymus | Skill | 43% | 134 |
| #5 | DROP.SKIN | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolaritoss | 37 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | Reloady | 30 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | 76561199109273290 | 29 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | (★Sarpilii★)Anonymus | Skill | 15 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | DROP.SKIN | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolaritoss | 507 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | Reloady | 442 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | (★Sarpilii★)Anonymus | Skill | 344 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | 76561199109273290 | 267 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | DROP.SKIN | 62 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reloady | +3.01 | 32 | 58 |
| #2 | motorized dog | +0.52 | 61 | 36 |
| #3 | (★Sarpilii★)Anonymus | Skill | -0.09 | 31 | 57 |
| #4 | dolaritoss | -0.82 | 25 | 54 |
| #5 | 76561199109273290 | -2.61 | 19 | 38 |





