








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1015 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1756 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1526 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1734 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1871 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,074,295 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 阮 | 69% | 26 |
| #7 | 찌찌 | 68% | 38 |
| #8 | raincandy_U | 66% | 82 |
| #9 | Handumari | 63% | 43 |
| #10 | COCOs | 60% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⊹ | +6.12 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | ADADA | +3.76 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | LATATA | +3.10 | 63 | 57 |
| #4 | Eagles | +1.98 | 49 | 46 |
| #5 | raincandy_U | +1.50 | 86 | 56 |





