








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Esplay | 50 matches | 1,662 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9208 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9155 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7891 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7324 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,825,773 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☭ ONE ☭ | 55% | 56 |
| #2 | <BLANK> | 55% | 234 |
| #3 | 𓋹 eXiT 𓂀 | 54% | 54 |
| #4 | limsu-iwnl- | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | Andreas Startklar | 53% | 655 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𓋹 eXiT 𓂀 | +3.66 | 82 | 77 |
| #2 | Kornflakes12345 | +3.37 | 80 | 42 |
| #3 | limsu-iwnl- | +3.20 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | ☭ ONE ☭ | +2.68 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Andreas Startklar | +0.80 | 66 | 73 |





