








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 408 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 87 matches | ||
| Esplay | 81 matches | 1,864 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 188 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




139 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 67,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22525 | 33% |
| Smokes | 17856 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 15106 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 12146 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,400,214 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6785 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☭ ONE ☭ | 55% | 131 |
| #2 | limsu-iwnl- | 54% | 110 |
| #3 | Michellej02 | 53% | 655 |
| #4 | JokuPedro | 51% | 106 |
| #5 | <BLANK> | 51% | 504 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <BLANK> | 44 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Kornflakes12345 | 21 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Michellej02 | 19 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ☭ ONE ☭ | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | limsu-iwnl- | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | limsu-iwnl- | +3.19 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | ☭ ONE ☭ | +2.22 | 70 | 64 |
| #3 | JokuPedro | +1.83 | 67 | 78 |
| #4 | Kornflakes12345 | +1.83 | 79 | 47 |
| #5 | Andreas Startklar | +0.36 | 65 | 73 |





