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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 927 matches | ||
| Wingman | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 144 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 56,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11099 | 20% |
| Smokes | 17861 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 13505 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 14110 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,342,186 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedRex | 74% | 165 |
| #2 | CrossTheLimit™ | 68% | 131 |
| #3 | ShownCrown69 | 61% | 154 |
| #4 | Frank Reynolds | 59% | 112 |
| #5 | NoGGie | 59% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Nosty | 58% | 305 |
| #8 | YamxDom | 54% | 302 |
| #9 | jln | 51% | 230 |
| #10 | ✧ iSeeWood™ ✧ | 49% | 191 |
| #11 | Kanickel @ MonsterEnergy;) | 37% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YamxDom | 32 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Nico the Fucking Rock | 20 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | RedRex | 16 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Nosty | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | jln | 14 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nosty | 683 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | CrossTheLimit™ | 367 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Nico the Fucking Rock | 306 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #4 | NoGGie | 279 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | RedRex | 234 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedRex | +5.38 | 90 | 57 |
| #2 | CrossTheLimit™ | +3.08 | 89 | 62 |
| #3 | Janno Vega$ | +1.84 | 57 | 62 |
| #4 | NoGGie | +1.24 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | Frank Reynolds | +1.23 | 73 | 51 |





