








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 948 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Renown | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8117 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5856 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5300 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3210 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $852,222 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 907 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ko0Ko0 | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | drowZee | 44% | 86 |
| #3 | na2 | 42% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ko0Ko0 | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | drowZee | 44% | 86 |
| #3 | na2 | 42% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | na2 | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | drowZee | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drowZee | 274 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | na2 | 90 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ko0Ko0 | 90 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | primy | +0.49 | 62 | 69 |
| #2 | drowZee | +0.45 | 56 | 64 |
| #3 | Ko0Ko0 | +0.37 | 48 | 62 |
| #4 | na2 | -0.53 | 56 | 60 |





