








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2471 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1712 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1138 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 738 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $345,663 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ko0Ko0 | 54% | 107 |
| #2 | monki | 48% | 29 |
| #3 | ᠌ sleepY | 45% | 47 |
| #4 | primy | 44% | 86 |
| #5 | prim | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ko0Ko0 | 54% | 107 |
| #2 | monki | 48% | 29 |
| #3 | ᠌ sleepY | 45% | 47 |
| #4 | primy | 44% | 86 |
| #5 | prim | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | primy | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | ᠌ sleepY | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | prim | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Ko0Ko0 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | monki | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | primy | 577 | 0.32 | 14 min |
| #2 | Ko0Ko0 | 332 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | prim | 253 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #4 | ᠌ sleepY | 248 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | monki | 80 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monki | +1.54 | 70 | 58 |
| #2 | Ko0Ko0 | +0.69 | 55 | 64 |
| #3 | drowZee | +0.19 | 56 | 64 |
| #4 | prim | -0.11 | 51 | 69 |
| #5 | ᠌ sleepY | -0.35 | 61 | 55 |





