








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 869 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 609 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4718 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5300 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5309 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5492 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,099,562 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 825 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fonkki | 71% | 59 |
| #2 | Shankelele | 50% | 211 |
| #3 | RAT.exe | 50% | 133 |
| #4 | Leijonanaa | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | kikkelihiiri | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Papa_"Slaktarn"_Muumipeikko | 40% | 42 |
| #11 | runq | 39% | 71 |
| #12 | murphY | 38% | 68 |
| #13 | HojtarN | 37% | 57 |
| #14 | JoKo | 34% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shankelele | 773 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | Harry Peter | 334 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | murphY | 317 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | runq | 283 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | RAT.exe | 269 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fonkki | +5.19 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | murphY | +2.30 | 62 | 66 |
| #3 | Snix | +1.34 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | Shankelele | +1.16 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | LuckmunD | +0.35 | 69 | 63 |





