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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3060 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2147 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1721 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1809 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $695,116 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falkony666 | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | πΈπ₯π ππππ© | 48% | 93 |
| #3 | MaximalLost | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falkony666 | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | πΈπ₯π ππππ© | 48% | 93 |
| #3 | MaximalLost | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΈπ₯π ππππ© | 15 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Falkony666 | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | MaximalLost | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΈπ₯π ππππ© | 266 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Falkony666 | 164 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | MaximalLost | 117 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΈπ₯π ππππ© | +2.90 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Falkony666 | +0.86 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | MaximalLost | +0.12 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | habenwirnochpeps | -0.69 | 61 | 61 |





