








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Faceit | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,035 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4610 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6229 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2601 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4595 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,865,141 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiLix2k_Fame | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Nicla$$ | 53% | 59 |
| #3 | benonetap | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | habenwirnochpeps | 48% | 93 |
| #5 | AlphaDango ( Β΄ Β΄γ) | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | benonetap | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | habenwirnochpeps | 48% | 93 |
| #5 | AlphaDango ( Β΄ Β΄γ) | 47% | 45 |
| #6 | MaximalLost | 46% | 102 |
| #7 | Falkony666 | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | habenwirnochpeps | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | MaximalLost | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Falkony666 | 6 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | Nicla$$ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | benonetap | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | habenwirnochpeps | 335 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | benonetap | 296 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #3 | MaximalLost | 232 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Falkony666 | 149 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | NiLix2k_Fame | 112 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiLix2k_Fame | +1.91 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Nicla$$ | +1.55 | 63 | 53 |
| #3 | πΈπ₯π ππππ© | +1.50 | 81 | 57 |
| #4 | AlphaDango ( Β΄ Β΄γ) | +0.67 | 50 | 56 |
| #5 | benonetap | -0.04 | 53 | 69 |





