








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2369 | 43% |
| Smokes | 973 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1388 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 805 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,278 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimetsu | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | gAck | 45% | 117 |
| #3 | AMO | 44% | 105 |
| #4 | beef | 43% | 42 |
| #5 | DKT23 | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMO | 440 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | gAck | 427 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | beef | 91 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | DKT23 | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kimetsu | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DKT23 | +1.97 | 69 | 55 |
| #2 | Kimetsu | +1.76 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | gAck | +0.61 | 47 | 76 |
| #4 | justbeef | +0.41 | 48 | 40 |
| #5 | AMO | -0.84 | 41 | 72 |





