








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2879 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3922 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3169 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4106 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,284,191 of utility $255 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gAck | 23 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | AMO | 20 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | nAix | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Думми | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | justbeef | 7 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gAck | 1028 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | AMO | 1015 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #3 | Думми | 289 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | nAix | 261 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | SlakeW | 122 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Думми | +3.83 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | nAix | +2.35 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | DKT23 | +0.27 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | gAck | -0.15 | 45 | 74 |
| #5 | justbeef | -0.77 | 42 | 28 |





