








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2248 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3276 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1613 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3844 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,020 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heni☁ | 83% | 29 |
| #2 | Nero | 66% | 50 |
| #3 | Scout | 65% | 101 |
| #4 | ⸸ShadowOfDeathZA⸸ | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Cecil | 43% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heni☁ | 83% | 29 |
| #2 | Nero | 66% | 50 |
| #3 | Scout | 65% | 101 |
| #4 | ⸸ShadowOfDeathZA⸸ | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Cecil | 43% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cecil | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Scout | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Heni☁ | 5 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | ⸸ShadowOfDeathZA⸸ | 4 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Nero | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scout | 509 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | Cecil | 476 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Heni☁ | 186 | 0.34 | 4 min |
| #4 | Nero | 173 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | ⸸ShadowOfDeathZA⸸ | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scout | +8.52 | 68 | 80 |
| #2 | Heni☁ | +8.16 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | Nero | +2.51 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | Pajama_man22 | -1.82 | 32 | 51 |
| #5 | Cecil | -2.45 | 17 | 50 |





