








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 197 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1255 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1145 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 851 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $436,043 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iVi Maiga | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Dziňa | 65% | 48 |
| #3 | TricusX | 54% | 129 |
| #4 | Fodž | 54% | 146 |
| #5 | ♿ _iViMaister_ ♿ |Allkeyshop | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iVi Maiga | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Dziňa | 65% | 48 |
| #3 | TricusX | 54% | 129 |
| #4 | Fodž | 54% | 146 |
| #5 | ♿ _iViMaister_ ♿ |Allkeyshop | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TricusX | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Dziňa | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Fodž | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | ♿ _iViMaister_ ♿ |Allkeyshop | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | iVi Maiga | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TricusX | 423 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Dziňa | 129 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Fodž | 66 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | iVi Maiga | 36 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | ♿ _iViMaister_ ♿ |Allkeyshop | 24 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iVi Maiga | +2.68 | 68 | 37 |
| #2 | ♿ _iViMaister_ ♿ |Allkeyshop | +2.11 | 69 | 44 |
| #3 | Dziňa | +1.07 | 48 | 73 |
| #4 | Sharky | +0.85 | 43 | 37 |
| #5 | TricusX | +0.34 | 48 | 59 |





