








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2043 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2882 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2697 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3205 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $617,243 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iVi Maiga | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Sharky | 65% | 48 |
| #3 | ♿ _iViMaister_ ♿ |Allkeyshop | 61% | 87 |
| #4 | TricusX | 56% | 210 |
| #5 | Fodž | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iVi Maiga | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Sharky | 65% | 48 |
| #3 | ♿ _iViMaister_ ♿ |Allkeyshop | 61% | 87 |
| #4 | TricusX | 56% | 210 |
| #5 | Fodž | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ _iViMaister_ ♿ |Allkeyshop | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | TricusX | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Sharky | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Fodž | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | iVi Maiga | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TricusX | 686 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | ♿ _iViMaister_ ♿ |Allkeyshop | 123 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | iVi Maiga | 48 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fodž | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sharky | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iVi Maiga | +4.41 | 66 | 39 |
| #2 | ♿ _iViMaister_ ♿ |Allkeyshop | +2.19 | 64 | 49 |
| #3 | Dziňa | +0.75 | 52 | 69 |
| #4 | Sharky | +0.51 | 37 | 35 |
| #5 | TricusX | -0.28 | 48 | 61 |





