








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 272 matches | ||
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




132 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2185 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1674 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1834 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 864 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $559,201 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Suspect | 56% | 89 |
| #2 | Sanjay | 54% | 231 |
| #3 | kalo | 50% | 262 |
| #4 | ☁Tokju Fokju☁ | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Suspect | 56% | 89 |
| #2 | Sanjay | 54% | 231 |
| #3 | kalo | 50% | 262 |
| #4 | ☁Tokju Fokju☁ | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalo | 26 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | The Suspect | 13 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | ☁Tokju Fokju☁ | 13 | 0.0200 |
| #4 | Sanjay | 7 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalo | 142 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #2 | ☁Tokju Fokju☁ | 103 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sanjay | 85 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | The Suspect | 77 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Suspect | +1.93 | 52 | 18 |
| #2 | ☁ cigansky sen ☁ | +1.30 | 48 | 37 |
| #3 | ☁Tokju Fokju☁ | -0.20 | 22 | 35 |
| #4 | kalo | -0.59 | 27 | 41 |
| #5 | Sanjay | -1.78 | 24 | 25 |





