








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 377 | 12% |
| Smokes | 247 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 1433 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 1118 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $971,619 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalo | 61% | 66 |
| #2 | The Suspect | 54% | 158 |
| #3 | ☁ cigansky sen ☁ | 54% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalo | 61% | 66 |
| #2 | The Suspect | 54% | 158 |
| #3 | ☁ cigansky sen ☁ | 54% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ cigansky sen ☁ | 76 | 0.0179 |
| #2 | The Suspect | 22 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | kalo | 8 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ cigansky sen ☁ | 317 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | The Suspect | 215 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | kalo | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Suspect | +2.16 | 55 | 21 |
| #2 | ☁ cigansky sen ☁ | +1.56 | 46 | 34 |
| #3 | kalo | +0.85 | 34 | 39 |
| #4 | Sanjay | -1.59 | 27 | 24 |





