








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1020 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 779 matches | ||
| Wingman | 265 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 200 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11703 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10667 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10074 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7356 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,308,752 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinkoi | 58% | 77 |
| #2 | Natas | 51% | 249 |
| #3 | toms | 51% | 478 |
| #4 | atom | 50% | 98 |
| #5 | = U Mad =Bouklak34 | 49% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toms | 18 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Shefa | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Natas | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | = U Mad =Bouklak34 | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | tazz | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shefa | 418 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | atom | 342 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | toms | 314 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #4 | Natas | 307 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | Hinkoi | 263 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinkoi | +2.75 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | toms | +1.18 | 62 | 43 |
| #3 | Roseanne | +0.50 | 45 | 69 |
| #4 | atom | -0.47 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | tazz | -1.08 | 47 | 37 |





