








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 765 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1828 | 10% |
| Smokes | 5100 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5419 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5520 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,062,402 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Shefa | 52% | 88 |
| #4 | toms | 50% | 268 |
| #5 | = U Mad =Bouklak34 | 49% | 242 |
| #6 | Roseanne | 48% | 158 |
| #7 | Natas | 44% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roseanne | 378 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | = U Mad =Bouklak34 | 265 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Shefa | 188 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | toms | 171 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Natas | 137 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atom | +1.59 | 62 | 63 |
| #2 | toms | +1.46 | 62 | 42 |
| #3 | Roseanne | +1.33 | 46 | 75 |
| #4 | Shefa | -0.49 | 59 | 71 |
| #5 | = U Mad =Bouklak34 | -0.64 | 32 | 66 |





