








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1596 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1288 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 848 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1038 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $734,479 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 781 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spooky | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | udula | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Kitten 6ix OwO | 39% | 31 |
| #4 | R7v2x | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spooky | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | udula | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Kitten 6ix OwO | 39% | 31 |
| #4 | R7v2x | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | udula | 11 | 0.0231 |
| #2 | Spooky | 9 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | Kitten 6ix OwO | 7 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spooky | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | udula | 26 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Kitten 6ix OwO | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | R7v2x | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kitten 6ix OwO | +5.83 | 46 | 16 |
| #2 | udula | +5.06 | 54 | 20 |
| #3 | Spooky | +3.61 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | Jas | -2.58 | 26 | 32 |
| #5 | R7v2x | -4.88 | 17 | 12 |





