








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 220 | 13% |
| Smokes | 581 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 337 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 510 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $210,055 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Julio Caracas | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | Gabriel | 36% | 28 |
| #6 | HOLO من فضلك لا تزيل | 17% | 12 |
| #7 | Jean Kulbain | 12% | 17 |
| #8 | 兵士猫 | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HOLO من فضلك لا تزيل | +4.20 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | 21_Chromosome | +3.78 | 80 | 22 |
| #3 | Klug | +2.60 | 67 | 34 |
| #4 | Gabriel | +0.43 | 56 | 57 |
| #5 | Julio Caracas | -1.84 | 40 | 37 |





