








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 743 matches | ||
| Wingman | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




177 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5423 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4567 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7315 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4581 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,189,128 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βaySey | 53% | 117 |
| #2 | BD42ΔͺΔA | 51% | 449 |
| #3 | zalonij420 | 51% | 74 |
| #4 | πΎπππππππ | 49% | 245 |
| #5 | BD42Pingiviins | 49% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BD42ΔͺΔA | 27 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | BD42PΔ«pΔtΔjs | 26 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | goofey` | 25 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | BD42Pingiviins | 20 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | πΎπππππππ | 19 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BD42Pingiviins | 515 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | BD42ΔͺΔA | 500 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #3 | πΎπππππππ | 395 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | MIEZIITS | 366 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | βaySey | 323 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βaySey | +2.08 | 63 | 55 |
| #2 | JOKER | +1.89 | 72 | 49 |
| #3 | BD42ΔͺΔA | +1.26 | 53 | 58 |
| #4 | BD42Pingiviins | +0.53 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | BD42PΔ«pΔtΔjs | -0.28 | 70 | 60 |





