








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3047 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3789 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3793 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2363 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $952,742 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeperitoKeperitoBurito | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | itsprsx | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | zalonij420 | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | JOKER | 48% | 159 |
| #5 | goofey` | 47% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOKER | 27 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | BD42Pingiviins | 13 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | goofey` | 13 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | BD42ĪČA | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | PeperitoKeperitoBurito | 8 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIEZIITS | 246 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | BD42Pingiviins | 176 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | goofey` | 158 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | JOKER | 119 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | PeperitoKeperitoBurito | 117 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsprsx | +3.97 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | PeperitoKeperitoBurito | +3.40 | 61 | 60 |
| #3 | BD42ĪČA | +2.10 | 53 | 60 |
| #4 | JOKER | +2.07 | 73 | 46 |
| #5 | BD42Pingiviins | +1.57 | 54 | 60 |





