








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Wingman | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4407 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3610 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3341 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2941 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,445,961 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 563 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zachy Wacky | 65% | 71 |
| #2 | Cabooose | 64% | 44 |
| #3 | Clicks | 61% | 61 |
| #4 | sharkyxy | 56% | 385 |
| #5 | ( ^◡^)っ✂ ∪ | 56% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cabooose | +3.31 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | sharkyxy | +3.30 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | DreAm | +1.93 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | Zachy Wacky | +1.60 | 81 | 49 |
| #5 | Bossman | +1.36 | 76 | 45 |





