








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1627 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3947 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 1204 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2265 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,300,263 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teamboshka | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | Fire_clutch | 53% | 91 |
| #3 | Gramze | 50% | 146 |
| #4 | Queen earlybird | 49% | 115 |
| #5 | BTK | 47% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Fire_clutch | 53% | 91 |
| #3 | Gramze | 50% | 146 |
| #4 | Queen earlybird | 49% | 115 |
| #5 | BTK | 47% | 237 |
| #6 | Mr Only Deagle | 43% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gramze | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Fire_clutch | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | BTK | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Mr Only Deagle | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Queen earlybird | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gramze | 226 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | BTK | 130 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mr Only Deagle | 104 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fire_clutch | 92 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Queen earlybird | 66 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gramze | +3.26 | 70 | 55 |
| #2 | Mr Only Deagle | +0.86 | 64 | 48 |
| #3 | Fire_clutch | +0.51 | 39 | 57 |
| #4 | Earlybird | +0.35 | 52 | 42 |
| #5 | Queen earlybird | -0.94 | 38 | 38 |





