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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 677 | 23% |
| Smokes | 874 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 918 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 492 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,408 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnthraxX | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Aros-Holandi | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Rexentus ♔ LIVE | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Dax | 48% | 93 |
| #5 | Purpl_live | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rexentus ♔ LIVE | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Dax | 48% | 93 |
| #5 | Purpl_live | 46% | 54 |
| #6 | H.U.N.K | 43% | 60 |
| #7 | s!LeN.t (420) | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H.U.N.K | 16 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Dax | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Purpl_live | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Aros-Holandi | 6 | 0.0207 |
| #5 | Rexentus ♔ LIVE | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dax | 202 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Purpl_live | 80 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | H.U.N.K | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rexentus ♔ LIVE | 59 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Aros-Holandi | 34 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnthraxX | +9.87 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | Aros-Holandi | +3.64 | 39 | 43 |
| #3 | Rexentus ♔ LIVE | +1.50 | 28 | 46 |
| #4 | Dax | +1.43 | 55 | 62 |
| #5 | Purpl_live | +1.16 | 72 | 35 |





