








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 752 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1775 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1663 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1544 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1092 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $654,741 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 678 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexentus ♔ LIVE | 56% | 165 |
| #2 | Dax | 53% | 129 |
| #3 | s!LeN.t (420) | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | ginscope@bandit | 43% | 60 |
| #5 | Purpl_live | 41% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rexentus ♔ LIVE | 56% | 165 |
| #2 | Dax | 53% | 129 |
| #3 | s!LeN.t (420) | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | ginscope@bandit | 43% | 60 |
| #5 | Purpl_live | 41% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purpl_live | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Dax | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Rexentus ♔ LIVE | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | ginscope@bandit | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | s!LeN.t (420) | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dax | 278 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Rexentus ♔ LIVE | 201 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Purpl_live | 183 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | s!LeN.t (420) | 161 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | ginscope@bandit | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dax | +0.57 | 58 | 60 |
| #2 | H.U.N.K | +0.12 | 44 | 47 |
| #3 | s!LeN.t (420) | -0.18 | 72 | 72 |
| #4 | Rexentus ♔ LIVE | -0.25 | 23 | 43 |
| #5 | Purpl_live | -0.65 | 56 | 32 |





