








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3850 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2972 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3825 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4646 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,076,631 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Retarito | 52% | 82 |
| #2 | s1nuS | 52% | 218 |
| #3 | Talk to my Hand | 51% | 273 |
| #4 | Master of the Sun | 50% | 280 |
| #5 | Regi | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talk to my Hand | 17 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Master of the Sun | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Regi | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | s1nuS | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Retarito | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talk to my Hand | +2.30 | 58 | 66 |
| #2 | s1nuS | +0.48 | 53 | 64 |
| #3 | Master of the Sun | +0.33 | 61 | 56 |
| #4 | Regi | -0.40 | 28 | 59 |
| #5 | Retarito | -0.68 | 74 | 44 |





