








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 820 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3349 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2619 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 6624 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 3292 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,707,523 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | michiscreed | 50% | 280 |
| #2 | Regi | 50% | 48 |
| #3 | s1nuS | 49% | 273 |
| #4 | Talk to my Hand | 48% | 374 |
| #5 | Retarito | 42% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | michiscreed | 25 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Talk to my Hand | 17 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Regi | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | s1nuS | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Retarito | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talk to my Hand | +1.62 | 58 | 65 |
| #2 | s1nuS | +0.23 | 54 | 63 |
| #3 | Master of the Sun | -0.32 | 61 | 57 |
| #4 | Regi | -0.56 | 25 | 58 |
| #5 | Retarito | -2.02 | 68 | 46 |





