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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 241 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,705 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4960 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2793 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4690 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3262 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,566,405 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 766 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slim | 52% | 82 |
| #2 | wZ. Cynex | 52% | 135 |
| #3 | Kahl Marx | 52% | 444 |
| #4 | Klobo | 49% | 67 |
| #5 | MioUgh | 48% | 46 |





