








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,104 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2339 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3612 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2630 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 523 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $493,594 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴚǝʞƆbH • Asgard | 27 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | ᴚǝʞƆbH • Hel | 16 | 0.0200 |
| #3 | ᴚǝʞƆbH • Hel | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Spaghetti | 7 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | DriV3r | 5 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴚǝʞƆbH • Hel | +1.74 | 23 | 42 |
| #2 | Adam | +1.53 | 42 | 60 |
| #3 | ᴚǝʞƆbH • Asgard | +0.19 | 42 | 49 |
| #4 | ᴚǝʞƆbH • Hel | -0.18 | 25 | 36 |
| #5 | DriV3r | -0.34 | 57 | 53 |





