








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5861 | 42% |
| Smokes | 4656 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1625 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1975 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $696,742 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EazyBoy | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | Lu[C]iFer | 52% | 56 |
| #3 | BILLASHOT 🔥 Mx | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | Gang Leader | 50% | 86 |
| #5 | D3vil Hunt3r | 49% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | T I T Λ N 407 | 49% | 173 |
| #7 | Michl | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | Danish Jain | 47% | 62 |
| #9 | Leo_26o2 | 46% | 28 |
| #10 | PL@YBOY | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T I T Λ N 407 | 28 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Danish Jain | 10 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | PL@YBOY | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | D3vil Hunt3r | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Lu[C]iFer | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T I T Λ N 407 | 885 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #2 | Michl | 216 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #3 | Gang Leader | 203 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | BILLASHOT 🔥 Mx | 126 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lu[C]iFer | 109 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gang Leader | +2.31 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | BILLASHOT 🔥 Mx | +1.96 | 90 | 67 |
| #3 | T I T Λ N 407 | +0.59 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | Danish Jain | +0.43 | 89 | 40 |
| #5 | PL@YBOY | -0.17 | 46 | 54 |





