








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 916 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 408 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6837 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4968 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4964 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2557 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,814,031 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 596 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >synchron!ze. | 70% | 47 |
| #2 | RHYTHMX | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Leo_26o2 | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Danish Jain | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | T I T Λ N 407 | 50% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | T I T Λ N 407 | 50% | 121 |
| #6 | RtemiZ | 50% | 44 |
| #7 | Michl | 45% | 29 |
| #8 | D3vil Hunt3r | 45% | 58 |
| #9 | Gang Leader | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T I T Λ N 407 | 22 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | RHYTHMX | 6 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | >synchron!ze. | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | RtemiZ | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | D3vil Hunt3r | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T I T Λ N 407 | 607 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #2 | RtemiZ | 228 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | Michl | 140 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | >synchron!ze. | 98 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gang Leader | 82 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BILLASHOT 🔥 Mx | +2.26 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | RHYTHMX | +1.87 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | >synchron!ze. | +1.57 | 81 | 50 |
| #4 | Gang Leader | +0.94 | 92 | 59 |
| #5 | Danish Jain | +0.54 | 86 | 46 |





